Change

This was an April Fools Joke.

Today's word of the day is Change: as in what I can believe in.

I am happy to finally get this off my chest, my friends. I am changing.

Last year I registered with glee as a Democrat to vote for B. Hussein Obama. I was caught up in the excitement. It was a fever pitch time in which the media sold me and many others, telling us that we could finally be a part.

And so I succumbed. I entered the party aloof but excited. It wasn't long until I was officially part of the campaign, recruiting others to join our movement. 

But with every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, or some other sciencey mumbo-jumbo. What I mean to say is, he's in the office now. 

And what? 

Stocks continue to fall, Sarkozy won't even sit the guy at G20, London is rioting in a way that would only make The Clash proud, and all I got was this Obama T-shirt.

Well, enough is enough. I'm sick of this hidden socialism, this insipid anti-Wealth and anti-Prosperity movement of the great O. I'm changing. A change that I can believe in.

That is why today, April 1, I officially switched my registration to Republican. Yes, Tim is a Republican. It will take time and effort, but one day we will finally be able to reverse this curse, lift this great stain.

For now, I apologize, my friends. This is what seems best to me, my friends.